"6969" is the twelfth track on Ninja Sex Party's third album, Attitude City. Its music video was released on September 8th, 2016.

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Somewhere, deep in the slow, eternal dance of the heavens, drifts a planet called simply "Earth". And among the otherwise unremarkable population of this planet are two incredible heroes destined to save the future from itself!

Hey, Ninja Brian. I made a time machine and spaceship. You wanna go on it? Yeah. Okay, cool.

Soaring through the galaxy, the stars and sky align

The speed of light's for pussies, we're going at the speed of Brian

We're flying towards the sexual peak of history and time

Computer, set a sexy course for the sexiest year. Ungh!


69! I got my space suit!

69! And 90 pounds of space lube!

Crossing through into a fuckin' wormhole beyond the Milky Way

That shit's far!

To a time of Earth so far in the future where everyone gets laid

Twice as hard!

We're noble knights of honor on a fierce and sultry butt crusade

Here we are!

Open the bay doors and let's live the dream

Give the world a double-team

I bet it's a billion-person orgy in an ocean of whipped cream

Wait. This place isn't sexy at all? And this robot sign says human touch has been outlawed.

I can't believe my eyes, but it's a world without sex

Everyone here just wears full-length pants and loose-fitting turtlenecks

Men and women wave to each other from a respectable distance

Without the thrill of boning, what is life?

We must speak to the council of Dick Elders tonight

Excuse me, Dick Elders?

What do you want?

I know it's most unusual to come before you so

But the planet Earth sucks balls now that no one's allowed to bone

We've come from the past to introduce you to ass

Wait, you're Ninja Sex Party? You will ruin our plans!

Gaurds! Sound the alarms!

If people have sex they'll break our thousand-year spell

There will be a revolution and they'll think for themselves

We control this planet of unsatisfied wood

Why does being evil always feel so damn good?

Fuck that bullshit, we'll make it right

Get ready for a sexy fight

My dick's the spark of hope and a revolution shall ignite tonight

We're taking flight, we have to find a girl

Shoot the fuckin' lasers!

Shoot the fuckin' lasers at 'em!

Show her what it means to love and fix this broken world

All the fuckin' lasers!

All the fuckin' lasers at 'em!

The new sex king will rule, let the boner banners be unfurled

Ninja Brian, look at that girl with the sad eyes and the beautiful blonde hair. I'm immediately in love.

69! She spent her life all alone

69! Wanna take her to the bone zone

69! Make her feel the pleasure

69! Of my only treasure

I can't believe my eyes, but you're the girl of my dreams

Let's both tear all of our clothes off like two pants-hating wolverines

The love we make will save the earth from this oppressive dick regime

Oh-whoa-whoa! We're havin' sex now

Oh-whoa-whoa! To change the world (Woo!)

Oh-whoa-whoa! You brought three friends now

Oh-whoa-whoa! Oh shit, they're girls

I think it's obvious that people liked our sexy show

A multi-billion-person orgy has broken out all across the globe

The human race, much like my junk, will now be free to grow

Let's go!

Oh-whoa-whoa! But what about the elders?

Oh-whoa-whoa! We tore their world to shreds

Oh-whoa-whoa! Maybe they'll be cool with it

Oh, hey, Dick Elders. How's it going?

You two are fucking dead!

So much for that, it's time to put on pants

And run away from their death army which is starting to advance

Shoot the fuckin' lasers!

Way more fuckin' lasers at 'em!

We can't die, we're way too young, and there are so many girls to ball

Shoot the fuckin' lasers!

Way more fuckin' lasers at 'em!

But now we're cornered with out backs against the wall

It's over, Danny Sexbang! Your time has come! But first, we're gonna take care of your ninja friend here! Ah!

Goddamm, Brian! You killed them all

Now the empire will fall

I have to say, in retrospect, that was easier than I thought

Oh yeah!

Our work here's done, the future is secure

But my girl and I had one last farewell slam just to be sure

For underneath those rockin' boobs lies a hear that is so pure

Take care of this world for me, my darling. I will always love you. What is your name, by the way? Kristen? Ah, a beautiful name. Until that glorious day when we meet again, Katie, farewell.

Now let us fly into the night sky

And we'll raise a glass to ass in a final goodbye

To 6969!


Let us begone, our quest is lifelong

It's a sexy destiny so let's rock the fuck on


Fuck yeah!

(Fuck yeah!)

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