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"Accept My Shaft" is the fourteenth track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, NSFW.


Lyrics[]

Hey, how you doing? (unh...) Thanks for coming to my studio apartment. I got some shit to say. That's right.

The times we've had, the times we've missed
The times we've embraced, and the times we've kissed
The times we've loved and the times we've laughed
Now it's time to accept my shaft

Whoah! My shaft

The times we've spent and the times we've shared
The times we've shown each other just how much we care
The times we've lived, all the times for reflection
Now you must survive my thunderous erection

Whoah! It's another word for shaft (my shaft...)

Ooooh-ooooh-ooooh-ooooh...
Ooooh-ooooh-ooooh-ooooh...

Don't leave, don't run. You are the only one
I can be myself around
I've come undone, you are the only one
Who can lift my heart up off the ground

The times behind, the times foretold
Forgive me if I'm being just a bit too bold
But our sweet love won't be forsaken
Once you are gargling my bacon

Oh! The time we've seen and the times ahead
Grab a couple pillows and get on that bed
You'll want to lay back and clear your calendar
Once I introduce you to my friend Excalibur (Excalibur... Excalibur...)

You take me higher, you set my loins afire
You are the slam-pig I desire
Dear god, I plow you all around the house
Cause you lift my heart up off the ground

Lift my heart up off the ground... But try to find a way to incorporate the shaft while you are doing so. Actually, you know what? Really concentrate on the shaft. more so than the heart. The shaft should definitely be your main focus. Can't stress that enough.

Danny SexbangNinja Brian
Dan AvidanBrian Wecht
Studio Albums Original Albums NSFWStrawberries and CreamAttitude CityCool PatrolThe Prophecy
Cover Albums Under the CoversUnder the Covers, Vol. IIUnder the Covers, Vol. III
Singles "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "Party of Three" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Peppermint Creams" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Road Trip" • "Cool Patrol" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Orgy for One" • "Wondering Tonight"
Music Videos "I Just Want To (Dance)" • "The Decision" • "No Reason Boner" • "The Sacred Chalice" • "If We Were Gay" • "Sex Training" • "Objects of Desire" • "You Can Do Us!" • "Manticore" • "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "NSP Theme Song" • "Three Minutes of Ecstasy" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "The Ultimate Sandwich" • "Let's Get This Terrible Party Started" • "Best Friends Forever!" • "Party of Three" • "Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Peppermint Creams" • "The Last Unicorn" • "Everybody Shut Up" • "Road Trip" • "Cookies!" • "Take On Me" • "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" • "Samurai Abstinence Patrol" • "6969" • "Cool Patrol" • "Wish You Were Here" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Pour Some Sugar on Me" • "Rocket Man" • "Heat of the Moment" • "Orgy for One" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Heart Boner" • "First Date" • "Africa" • "Release the Kraken" • "In Your Eyes" • "Courtship of the Mermaid" • "Mansion Party" • "We Built This City" • "Down Under" • "The Decision Part 2: Ten Years Later" • "I Don't Know What We're Talking About" • "Thunder & Lightning" • "Wondering Tonight" • "It's Bedtime" • "Welcome to My Parents' House" • "The Mystic Crystal"
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