Accept My Shaft is the fourteenth track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, NSFW.


Hey, how you doing? (unh...) Thanks for coming to my studio apartment. I got some shit to say. That's right.

The times we've had, the times we've missed

The times we've embraced, and the times we've kissed

The times we've loved and the times we've laughed

Now it's time to accept my shaft

Whoah! My shaft

The times we've spent and the times we've shared

The times we've shown each other just how much we care

The times we've lived, all the times for reflection

Now you must survive my thunderous erection

Whoah! It's another word for shaft (my shaft...)



Don't leave, don't run. You are the only one

I can be myself around

I've come undone, you are the only one

Who can lift my heart up off the ground

The times behind, the times foretold

Forgive me if I'm being just a bit too bold

But our sweet love won't be forsaken

Once you are gargling my bacon

Oh! The time we've seen and the times ahead

Grab a couple pillows and get on that bed

You'll want to lay back and clear your calendar

Once I introduce you to my friend Excalibur (Excalibur... Excalibur...)

You take me higher, you set my loins afire

You are the slam-pig I desire

Dear god, I plow you all around the house

Cause you lift my heart up off the ground

Lift my heart up off the ground... But try to find a way to incorporate the shaft while you are doing so. Actually, you know what? Really concentrate on the shaft. more so than the heart. The shaft should definitely be your main focus. Can't stress that enough.

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