Best Friends Forever! is the second track on Ninja Sex Party's second album, Strawberries and Cream. Its music video was released on August 15th, 2013, and features animations by Zach Hadel.


Today was my birthday party, it was so moving I cried

I had a super happy good time until most of my best friends died (Oh God!)

So I ran into the bedroom where there were still some folks alive

We had a pajama jammy pillow fight, but tragically no one survived

Hey there, Ninja Brian!

We're awesome together!

You know that I'm not lyin'!

We're best friends forever!

But if you wouldn't mind, there's

One thing I'd like to request

It'd sure be great if you could please stop

Murdering all of my other friends

That's a dick move, bro. Dick move.

This morning at the dog park, I met a cool new bunch of guys

Now we're hanging out together and everything- Goddammit, Ninja Brian!

A few deaths I could look past, at three hundred I was concerned

And fifty thousand murders later, I'm starting to think you will never learn

Hey there, Ninja Brian!

Just always remember!

Through the good times and the homicides

We're best friends forever!

I think that I can solve the problem!

Meet your new friend Ninja Jim!

I know you guys'll get along great!

Except for the fact you just murdered him!

Really, Ninja Brian? During the chorus? I can't stay mad at you.

Our jams will reign supreme!

As long as you don't stab me, we'll be a legendary team!

Ninja Brian, what are you doing? What is that? Is that a knife? Oh, it's a knife. I can tell by the way it's stabbing me. Good talk, buddy.

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