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"Cookies!" is the eleventh track on Ninja Sex Party's third album, Attitude City. Its music video was released on July 28th, 2015.


Ninja Brian, I think I've figured out why our quest to be the world's most intense metal band hasn't panned out yet. It's because people think we're soft! We have to write a truly satanic jam. Are you ready to get evil?

Metal music

Yes, this is perfect!

From the darkest pits of the deepest well
We are Ninja Sex Party and we've come from hell
You curse as the name passes your lips
We're the two horsemen of the Rockpocalypse

Flying on the backs of flaming horses
We'll ride into your town and leave nothing but corpses
I'll kill your dad and scream obscenities
The streets will flow with the blood of our enemies

Death and destruction are all around
We are motherfucking evil and we'll never slow down
We are the nightmares you should be afraid of
There is just one thing we love and that's

Cookies! Yay!
Cookies! Pass the milk please!
Everybody loves cookies, hooray!

Oh God, save me! I see demons!

All your nightmares have come to life
The horror survives in the darkest of night
Take a final breath in our realm of hate
And wish for death as we eat this plate of

Cookies! They're the taste of happy!
Cookies! Chocolate chips for everyone!
Cookies! The demons are consuming me!
Everybody eat some cookies today!

That fuckin' do anything for ya...Megadeth?

Oh, hold on, Megadeth is calling me. Dave Mustaine, what's goin' on, babe? Awesome, great, see you later. It does nothing for them.

Music Video Credits[]



  • Written by Ninja Sex Party
  • Directed by Aaron Umetani
  • Edited by Garret Fallin
  • Visual Effects by Garret Fallin
  • Assistant Director: Austin Herring
  • Associate Producer: Jason Serrato

External Links[]

Watch "Cookies" on YouTube

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Studio Albums Original Albums NSFWStrawberries and CreamAttitude CityCool PatrolThe ProphecyLevel Up
Cover Albums Under the CoversUnder the Covers, Vol. IIUnder the Covers, Vol. III
Singles "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "Party of Three" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Peppermint Creams" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Road Trip" • "Cool Patrol" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Orgy for One" • "Wondering Tonight"
Music Videos "I Just Want To (Dance)" • "The Decision" • "No Reason Boner" • "The Sacred Chalice" • "If We Were Gay" • "Sex Training" • "Objects of Desire" • "You Can Do Us!" • "Manticore" • "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "NSP Theme Song" • "Three Minutes of Ecstasy" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "The Ultimate Sandwich" • "Let's Get This Terrible Party Started" • "Best Friends Forever!" • "Party of Three" • "Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Peppermint Creams" • "The Last Unicorn" • "Everybody Shut Up" • "Road Trip" • "Cookies!" • "Take On Me" • "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" • "Samurai Abstinence Patrol" • "6969" • "Cool Patrol" • "Wish You Were Here" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Pour Some Sugar on Me" • "Rocket Man" • "Heat of the Moment" • "Orgy for One" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Heart Boner" • "First Date" • "Africa" • "Release the Kraken" • "In Your Eyes" • "Courtship of the Mermaid" • "Mansion Party" • "We Built This City" • "Down Under" • "The Decision Part 2: Ten Years Later" • "I Don't Know What We're Talking About" • "Thunder & Lightning" • "Wondering Tonight" • "It's Bedtime" • "Welcome to My Parents' House" • "The Mystic Crystal"