Dinosaur Laser Fight is the fourth track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, NSFW. Its music video was released on August 17th, 2011, and features animations by Arin Hanson.


Hello, class. I'm sorry, but your normal professor couldn't be here today. So Ninja Brian and I are gonna be your substitute teachers. Are you ready to learn? Alright! Hit it!

Hey, boys and girls

This ninja science lesson's gonna rock your world

Now close your eyes and travel back in time with me and Ninja Brian

It's gonna blow your mind to shit!

It was an ordinary day at Dinosaur High

When Stegosaurus raised his hand and called for high-fives

Tyrannosaurus saw this and got pissed because his tiny wrists

Caused his high-five to miss and he was like "Fuck this!"

Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

It's an old school Dinosaur Laser Fight!

Oh yeah! Hell yeah!

Just a classic Dinosaur Laser Fight!

(Awoo!) (Ptchoo, ptchoo!) (Nyaah!)

It was a futuristic prehistoric throwdown

But it was quiet because in space there is no sound

Did we mention that this took place in space?

It did, so shut your face

Also, there were robots and sharks!

Dr. Sexbang, did this really happen?


Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

It's a goddamn Dinosaur Laser Fight!

In space! With sharks!

It's a balls out Dinosaur Laser Fight!

It's fucking science!

Just ask Albert Einstein

He invented space

And then a bunch of fucking aliens from Mars

Showed up while ripping solos on V-neck guitars

The dinos, sharks, and robots saw they came in peace

So they killed them with lasers

Holy shit!

And then they had a giant laser party!

A Dinosaur Laser Party!

Holy shit!

Laser party!

Holy shit!

Laser party!


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