Why hello there. You're a very attractive young lady. I'd like to ask you out on the hottest of dates. I see that you have a lot of other gentleman suitors. Allow me to make my case.
This guy plays football
But I once won the whole Super Bowl by myself
This guy is a weightlifter
But I can bench an entire continental shelf
That dude is a scientist
But I already cured all diseases last week
And if that's not enough, lemme ask
When was the last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin' mythical beast?
Oh yeah! I will rock your world
Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl
I shall now expose my chest
Don't act like you're not impressed
How hard did I just seal the deal
With my dragon slayer steel?
Do you feel all my sexy appeal
And my story that's so very totally real?
I rode up to the mountaintop
It was ninety million hundred fifty thousand hundred feet in the air
Til I found the dragon's cave
And I fought through his army of awesome karate bears
The dragon's breath was a blast from hell
And it burned so bad I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch
Then I swung my horse like a club
And it causes a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun!
Oh yeah! You are now in love
With both my dragon slaying nuts
I killed a demon with these hands
Did I say I'm also in a band?
In case you might need more proof
I brought the dragon right to you
Ooh! It's the one that I slew
He'll attest that my story is totally true!
I am a dragon!
Not some guy Dan met at the bus station in a dragon suit! (Woo!)
Girl, let's go back to my place
Nothing fancy, just a huge mansion in space
Can you guess what's coming next?
Here's a hint: I'm talking about sex
This is the best day of your life
You'll be my dragon slayer wife
Alright! Now it's time to decide
Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight!
Oh, I see you've chosen the football player. And the scientist. And apparently the weightlifter as well. And the dragon. And Ninja Brian. And the Manticore? He wasn't even in this song!
Music Video Credits
- Dan Avidan as Danny Sexbang
- Brian Wecht as Ninja Brian
- comicbookgirl19 as The Lady
- Egoraptor as The Dragon
- Barry Kramer as The Unicorn
- Ben Bizuneh as The Football Player
- Marty Benson as The Weightlifter
- Zan Alda as The Naked Guy
- Tyson Wheeler as The Scientist
- ? (Brian Wecht) as The Manticore
- Ross as Ross
- Directed by Egoraptor
- Edited by Kelly Brickner
- Assistant Directed by Austin Herring
- Gaffer/Swing by Carman Spoto
- Dance Choreography by Maxine Hupy
- Dragon Artwork by Tom Wood
- Painted backgrounds by Kovah
- NSP Dragon Slayer painting by Katie Scott
- Photograph backgrounds by Zack Lyon
- Animated backgrounds by Footage Island
- Animated backgrounds by Miss After Effects
- Additional Artwork by Douglas Heriot
- Additional Artwork by Eric
- Additional Artwork by Benwebboz
- Additional Artwork by openclipart.com
- Stock Footage by dreamstime.com
- Stock Footage by pond5.com
- Explosions and Fire VFX by Detonation Films
- Explosions and Fire VFX by Video Copilot Action Essentials
- Holly Conrad for her amazing sword that we broke totally by accident
- Tom Wood
- Zack Lyon