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"Dragon Slayer" is the sixth track on Ninja Sex Party's third album, Attitude City. Its music video was released on February 21st, 2014.


Why hello there. You're a very attractive young lady. I'd like to ask you out on the hottest of dates. I see that you have a lot of other gentleman suitors. Allow me to make my case.

This guy plays football
But I once won the whole Super Bowl by myself
This guy is a weightlifter
But I can bench an entire continental shelf
That dude is a scientist
But I already cured all diseases last week
And if that's not enough, lemme ask
When was the last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin' mythical beast?

Oh yeah! I will rock your world
Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl
I shall now expose my chest
Don't act like you're not impressed
How hard did I just seal the deal
With my dragon slayer steel?
Do you feel all my sexy appeal
And my story that's so very totally real?

I rode up to the mountaintop
It was ninety million hundred fifty thousand hundred feet in the air
Til I found the dragon's cave
And I fought through his army of awesome karate bears
The dragon's breath was a blast from hell
And it burned so bad I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch
Then I swung my horse like a club
And it causes a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun!

Oh yeah! You are now in love
With both my dragon slaying nuts
I killed a demon with these hands
Did I say I'm also in a band?
In case you might need more proof
I brought the dragon right to you
Ooh! It's the one that I slew
He'll attest that my story is totally true!

Dragon dance!
I am a dragon!
Not some guy Dan met at the bus station in a dragon suit! (Woo!)

Girl, let's go back to my place
Nothing fancy, just a huge mansion in space
Can you guess what's coming next?
Here's a hint: I'm talking about sex
This is the best day of your life
You'll be my dragon slayer wife
Alright! Now it's time to decide
Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight!

Oh, I see you've chosen the football player. And the scientist. And apparently the weightlifter as well. And the dragon. And Ninja Brian. And the Manticore? He wasn't even in this song!

Music Video Credits[]


  • Directed by Egoraptor
  • Edited by Kelly Brickner
  • Assistant Directed by Austin Herring
  • Gaffer/Swing by Carman Spoto
  • Dance Choreography by Maxine Hupy


  • Dragon Artwork by Tom Wood
  • Painted backgrounds by Kovah
  • NSP Dragon Slayer painting by Katie Scott
  • Photograph backgrounds by Zack Lyon
  • Animated backgrounds by Footage Island
  • Animated backgrounds by Miss After Effects
  • Additional Artwork by Douglas Heriot
  • Additional Artwork by Eric
  • Additional Artwork by Benwebboz
  • Additional Artwork by
  • Stock Footage by
  • Stock Footage by
  • Explosions and Fire VFX by Detonation Films
  • Explosions and Fire VFX by Video Copilot Action Essentials

Special Thanks[]

  • Holly Conrad for her amazing sword that we broke totally by accident
  • Tom Wood
  • Kovah
  • Centration
  • Zack Lyon

External Links[]

Watch Dragon Slayer on YouTube

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Studio Albums Original Albums NSFWStrawberries and CreamAttitude CityCool PatrolThe ProphecyLevel Up
Cover Albums Under the CoversUnder the Covers, Vol. IIUnder the Covers, Vol. III
Singles "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "Party of Three" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Peppermint Creams" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Road Trip" • "Cool Patrol" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Orgy for One" • "Wondering Tonight"
Music Videos "I Just Want To (Dance)" • "The Decision" • "No Reason Boner" • "The Sacred Chalice" • "If We Were Gay" • "Sex Training" • "Objects of Desire" • "You Can Do Us!" • "Manticore" • "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "NSP Theme Song" • "Three Minutes of Ecstasy" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "The Ultimate Sandwich" • "Let's Get This Terrible Party Started" • "Best Friends Forever!" • "Party of Three" • "Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Peppermint Creams" • "The Last Unicorn" • "Everybody Shut Up" • "Road Trip" • "Cookies!" • "Take On Me" • "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" • "Samurai Abstinence Patrol" • "6969" • "Cool Patrol" • "Wish You Were Here" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Pour Some Sugar on Me" • "Rocket Man" • "Heat of the Moment" • "Orgy for One" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Heart Boner" • "First Date" • "Africa" • "Release the Kraken" • "In Your Eyes" • "Courtship of the Mermaid" • "Mansion Party" • "We Built This City" • "Down Under" • "The Decision Part 2: Ten Years Later" • "I Don't Know What We're Talking About" • "Thunder & Lightning" • "Wondering Tonight" • "It's Bedtime" • "Welcome to My Parents' House" • "The Mystic Crystal"