Eating Food in the Shower is the eleventh track on Ninja Sex Party's sixth album, Cool Patrol. Its music video was released on February 16th, 2017.


Babe, you know I love you, but it's hard to find time to spend together. You've got your career. I've got my, uh, I-I do stuff. But I'll find a way to work this out, let's get it on!

I'm a busy guy and you're a busy woman

Every day I wake up for work at the crack of nine

Then we gotta choose between morning sex and breakfast

God knows we need both, but there just ain't no time

But I found the way to get the most out of our day

I prepared you this buffet

So grab our trays, take off your clothes, and follow me

Let's eat our food in the shower

Just look at the time we've saved

Nothing unlocks a meal's flavor potention

Like turning up the faucet head from pulse to spray

We're eating food in the shower

Ain't this romantic? It's just like rain

Although I've definitely had crispier toast in my life

And there's a huge amount of bacon collected in your drain

That's right, girl. Don't things taste better when we're naked? I gotta tell ya, I-woops. Sorry, I'll get that. That was-whoa, whoa, whoa! Sorry, sorry, sorry! That was-that was me.

Now it's later at night and the mood is right for lovin'

It's our three day anniversary, let's celebrate

Reservation for two and a candlelight dinner

Right inside your own bathroom, what a convenient date

Sit down at the tub-shaped table, give your order to the waiter

And hold my pruney hand

I also hired a harpist and mariachi band (Mi amor!)

Eating food in the shower

But just between us, I don't deny

All the drinks are watered down, there's shampoo in my tacos

Also, I asked a bunch of friends if they would like to stop by (Hi!)

We're eating food in the shower

This is the pinnacle of your year

The night is only getting better as we get wetter and wetter

Hey, is this mayo or conditioner? I have no idea

Man, it's getting crowded in here. Let's towel off. Oh god, the mariachi band!

Señor! Ah, Dios mío!


  • There exist 2 versions of this song; The single Dan released with the video, and the album version, Differences are minimal, such as new chorus, re-recorded drums, and Avidan screaming "Ay dios mio' during the end
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