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"Everybody Shut Up (I Have an Erection)", also known as just "Everybody Shut Up", is the eighth track on Ninja Sex Party's second album, Strawberries and Cream. Its music video was released on February 12th, 2015, and was animated by Gregzilla.


Oh my god, Stacey! Did I tell you about my date with Steve last week?
You went out with Steve? He's so cute!
I know, he took me out to this little restaurant-

Everybody shut up, I have an erection!
It only happens 87 times a day
So stop what you're doing and witness penis perfection
This is more important than what you have to say
Your story can wait cause I am very erect
Now let's all take a minute to watch my dick and reflect
Your spirit's at peace, no need to call the police
Please hold your applause

In conclusion, Your Honor, in light of this new evidence, I would propose that the murderer was not my client but... Mrs. Donovan!
I will have order in this court-

Everybody shut up, I have an erection!
If justice is blind, she's gonna miss this display
It's hard as steel but still evaded metal detection
This is more important than what you have to say
Judge, don't give me that robe cause then nobody could see
This pillar of awesome that's sticking straight out of me
Who could argue a case with so much dick in your face?
Please hold your applause

Do you ever take a moment and look up at the stars
And think about your life and just how stupid you are?
If it makes you feel better, I'm a fucking rock star
With an amazing penis! (Penis!)

But enough about you, let's focus more on my crotch
It's as tangy as whisky and hits you harder than scotch
You might not get what I'm saying so just sit back and watch
Look, it's still my penis!

Ladies and gentlemen. As President of the United States, I must sometimes make grave decisions. I come to you today to tell you that the United States has decided to declare war on-

Shut up, Mr. President, I have an erection!
Here's a tricky dick that cannot be impeached
Check out my nutsack, it could swing an election
This is more important than your boring-ass speech
For one nation, indivisible under God
We all stand together and meet my glorious rod
Hey, those guys look fun! Oh, wait, are they holding guns?
Please hold your a- *Gunshots*

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Watch "Everbody Shut Up - NSP" on YouTube

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Studio Albums Original Albums NSFWStrawberries and CreamAttitude CityCool PatrolThe Prophecy
Cover Albums Under the CoversUnder the Covers, Vol. IIUnder the Covers, Vol. III
Singles "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "Party of Three" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Peppermint Creams" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Road Trip" • "Cool Patrol" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Orgy for One" • "Wondering Tonight"
Music Videos "I Just Want To (Dance)" • "The Decision" • "No Reason Boner" • "The Sacred Chalice" • "If We Were Gay" • "Sex Training" • "Objects of Desire" • "You Can Do Us!" • "Manticore" • "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "NSP Theme Song" • "Three Minutes of Ecstasy" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "The Ultimate Sandwich" • "Let's Get This Terrible Party Started" • "Best Friends Forever!" • "Party of Three" • "Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Peppermint Creams" • "The Last Unicorn" • "Everybody Shut Up" • "Road Trip" • "Cookies!" • "Take On Me" • "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" • "Samurai Abstinence Patrol" • "6969" • "Cool Patrol" • "Wish You Were Here" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Pour Some Sugar on Me" • "Rocket Man" • "Heat of the Moment" • "Orgy for One" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Heart Boner" • "First Date" • "Africa" • "Release the Kraken" • "In Your Eyes" • "Courtship of the Mermaid" • "Mansion Party" • "We Built This City" • "Down Under" • "The Decision Part 2: Ten Years Later" • "I Don't Know What We're Talking About" • "Thunder & Lightning" • "Wondering Tonight" • "It's Bedtime" • "Welcome to My Parents' House" • "The Mystic Crystal"