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"First Date" is the seventh track on Ninja Sex Party's sixth album, Cool Patrol. Its music video was released on August 10th, 2018, and was animated by Shoocharu.


Hey, pretty lady, you're looking real fine
This is our first date, I'm not like other guys
I can tell that you have played it safe your whole life
So let's get naughty and break a couple rules tonight

Sneak in a movie, no one will ever know
Then run on private property and hold each other close
Beneath the moonlight, I've got a fun idea
Lean in, kiss your cheek, and gently whisper in your ear

Let's steal a car tonight
Commit a felony with me and drive until the sunrise
Let's steal a motherfucking car tonight
We're young and alive so let's commit some crimes

Hey, I like you!

I got you flowers, let's get some coffee
Look deep in my eyes and tell me 'bout your family
We can hold hands then you can watch me
Shoot cocaine into my eyes and rock a burglary

Let's steal some art tonight
What's a few Picassos when you're on a sexy date heist?
Let's steal some precious fucking art tonight
We're young and alive and crossing state lines

Or, you know, we could go a little more traditional. Go for a walk, watch a movie. Actually, there's a really nice flower exhibit at the botanical gardens. Ninja Brian was just telling me about that last week. He loved it. Wait, you know what? Fuck it!

Let's kill some guy tonight
We're holding hands and laughing while we shank him in the starlight
Let's take a motherfucking life tonight
We're young and alive which I can't say for that guy, yeah
Let's kill five guys tonight
Then share a cherry cola while we blast a savage drive-by
Let's kill ten guys tonight
You know what? First date, let's pump the brakes on the murders.

Let's kill five guys tonight
I'll take you back to your place and we'll craft a perfect alibi
Man, we had fun tonight
We're young and alive, and you can call me anytime (time)

Good first date. Wanna do it again next wee- No? Oh, alright...

Music Video Credits[]


  • Animated by Simon Macko

Music Credits[]



  • Written by Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht and Jim Roach
  • Produced and Engineered by Jim Roach
  • Additional Engineering by Eric Palmquist
  • Recorded at Palmquist Studios and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA
  • Manager: The Incomparable Brent Lilley

External Links[]

Watch "First Date - NSP" on YouTube

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Dan AvidanBrian Wecht
Studio Albums Original Albums NSFWStrawberries and CreamAttitude CityCool PatrolThe ProphecyLevel Up
Cover Albums Under the CoversUnder the Covers, Vol. IIUnder the Covers, Vol. III
Singles "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "Party of Three" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Peppermint Creams" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Road Trip" • "Cool Patrol" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Orgy for One" • "Wondering Tonight"
Music Videos "I Just Want To (Dance)" • "The Decision" • "No Reason Boner" • "The Sacred Chalice" • "If We Were Gay" • "Sex Training" • "Objects of Desire" • "You Can Do Us!" • "Manticore" • "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "NSP Theme Song" • "Three Minutes of Ecstasy" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "The Ultimate Sandwich" • "Let's Get This Terrible Party Started" • "Best Friends Forever!" • "Party of Three" • "Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Peppermint Creams" • "The Last Unicorn" • "Everybody Shut Up" • "Road Trip" • "Cookies!" • "Take On Me" • "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" • "Samurai Abstinence Patrol" • "6969" • "Cool Patrol" • "Wish You Were Here" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Pour Some Sugar on Me" • "Rocket Man" • "Heat of the Moment" • "Orgy for One" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Heart Boner" • "First Date" • "Africa" • "Release the Kraken" • "In Your Eyes" • "Courtship of the Mermaid" • "Mansion Party" • "We Built This City" • "Down Under" • "The Decision Part 2: Ten Years Later" • "I Don't Know What We're Talking About" • "Thunder & Lightning" • "Wondering Tonight" • "It's Bedtime" • "Welcome to My Parents' House" • "The Mystic Crystal"