Heart Boner (Part II of the Boner Trilogy), also known as just Heart Boner, is the ninth track on Ninja Sex Party's sixth album Cool Patrol. Its music video was released on August 2nd, 2018, and features animations by Parker Pierce and India Swift.


When I first looked in your eyes

You were more than just a beauty to me

All my senses shot straight up

I was rock hard emotionally

The fact that you and I could plough

Is something I haven't even thought about

Starting now

(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) I've got a heart boner for you

(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) I stand before you stiff and true

I wanna blast a load of feelings onto you

(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) This heart boner's for you

You've helped me grow into a man

My shallowness is a thing of the past

I wanna slam you with my empathy

And then I'll rail you with my class

You've helped me find maturity

I'll be your wiener king, teehee


(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) I've got a heart boner tonight

(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) Feel my love pants growing tight

I wanna plough you with respect all through the night

(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) I'll bust a nut of joy and light

Hu-hu-hu-hu-heart boner

Hu-hu-hu-hu-heart boner

Got a hu-hu-hu-hu-heart boner

Hu-hu-hu-hu-heart boner

You are the love that I pursue (Hu-hu-hu-hu-heart boner)

Do you feel the feels I feel for you? (Hu-hu-hu-hu-heart boner)

There's so much we have yet to do (Hu-hu-hu-hu-heart boner)

Now jump me like a kangaroo (Hu-hu-hu-hu-heart boner)

(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) This heart boner's for you

(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) I stand before you thick and true

I'll shoot a wad of gleaming romance just for you

(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) This heart boner's for you

(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) It's all for you

(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) Every throbbing inch of my heart is just for you

Screw you for judging me

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