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"Heart Boner (Part II of the Boner Trilogy)", also known as just "Heart Boner", is the ninth track on Ninja Sex Party's sixth album Cool Patrol. Its music video was released on August 2nd, 2018, and features animations by Parker Pierce and India Swift.


Lyrics[]

When I first looked in your eyes
You were more than just a beauty to me
All my senses shot straight up
I was rock hard emotionally

The fact that you and I could plough
Is something I haven't even thought about
Starting now

(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) I've got a heart boner for you
(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) I stand before you stiff and true
I wanna blast a load of feelings onto you
(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) This heart boner's for you

You've helped me grow into a man
My shallowness is a thing of the past
I wanna slam you with my empathy
And then I'll rail you with my class
You've helped me find maturity
I'll be your wiener king, teehee
Teehee!

(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) I've got a heart boner tonight
(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) Feel my love pants growing tight
I wanna plough you with respect all through the night
(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) I'll bust a nut of joy and light

Hu-hu-hu-hu-heart boner
Hu-hu-hu-hu-heart boner
Got a hu-hu-hu-hu-heart boner
Hu-hu-hu-hu-heart boner

You are the love that I pursue (Hu-hu-hu-hu-heart boner)
Do you feel the feels I feel for you? (Hu-hu-hu-hu-heart boner)
There's so much we have yet to do (Hu-hu-hu-hu-heart boner)
Now jump me like a kangaroo (Hu-hu-hu-hu-heart boner)

(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) This heart boner's for you
(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) I stand before you thick and true
I'll shoot a wad of gleaming romance just for you
(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) This heart boner's for you
(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) It's all for you
(Woa-oh-oh-oh-oh) Every throbbing inch of my heart is just for you

Screw you for judging me

Music Video Credits[]

Cast[]

Production[]

  • Written by Ninja Sex Party
  • Directed by Sean Barrett
  • Edited by Sean Barrett
  • Visual Effects by Sean Barrett
  • Produced by Scott Shifman
  • Director of Photography: Gordon Yould
  • Production Designer: Traci Hays
  • 1st AD/PA: Dan Browne
  • 1st AC: Ryan Sax
  • 2nd AC / DIT: Brooks Ludwick
  • Gaffer: Danny Williams
  • Best Boy Electric: Aric Avelino
  • Key Grip: Nick Lundstrom
  • Grip: David Nunez
  • Hair: Becca Weber
  • Makeup: Kat Bardot
  • Set Decorator: Mindy Smith
  • Set Dresser: Nicole Case
  • Leadman: Jesse McElroy
  • Production Assistant: David Browne
  • Production Assistant: Leah Yould
  • Animation Director: Patrick Stannard
  • Character Designer: Nick Swift
  • Background Artist: Renee Violet
  • Animator: Parker Pierce
  • Assistant Animator: India Swift
  • After FX: Ty Davis
  • Manager: Brent "Iceman" Lilley

Music Credits[]

  • Vocals: Dan Avidan
  • Keys & Synths: Brian Wecht
  • Drums: Havve Hogan
  • Guitar: Lord Phobos
  • Synths & Keys: Doctor Sung
  • Bass: Commander Meouch
  • Guitars: Jim Roach
  • Dallas Kruse - String Arrangement
  • Written by Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach
  • Produced and Engineered by Jim Roach
  • Additional Engineering by Eric Palmquist
  • Recorded at Palmquist Studios and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA
  • Mixed by Thom Flowers
  • Mastered by Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC

External Links[]

Watch "Heart Boner" on YouTube

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Studio Albums Original Albums NSFWStrawberries and CreamAttitude CityCool PatrolThe Prophecy
Cover Albums Under the CoversUnder the Covers, Vol. IIUnder the Covers, Vol. III
Singles "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "Party of Three" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Peppermint Creams" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Road Trip" • "Cool Patrol" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Orgy for One" • "Wondering Tonight"
Music Videos "I Just Want To (Dance)" • "The Decision" • "No Reason Boner" • "The Sacred Chalice" • "If We Were Gay" • "Sex Training" • "Objects of Desire" • "You Can Do Us!" • "Manticore" • "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "NSP Theme Song" • "Three Minutes of Ecstasy" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "The Ultimate Sandwich" • "Let's Get This Terrible Party Started" • "Best Friends Forever!" • "Party of Three" • "Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Peppermint Creams" • "The Last Unicorn" • "Everybody Shut Up" • "Road Trip" • "Cookies!" • "Take On Me" • "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" • "Samurai Abstinence Patrol" • "6969" • "Cool Patrol" • "Wish You Were Here" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Pour Some Sugar on Me" • "Rocket Man" • "Heat of the Moment" • "Orgy for One" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Heart Boner" • "First Date" • "Africa" • "Release the Kraken" • "In Your Eyes" • "Courtship of the Mermaid" • "Mansion Party" • "We Built This City" • "Down Under" • "The Decision Part 2: Ten Years Later" • "I Don't Know What We're Talking About" • "Thunder & Lightning" • "Wondering Tonight" • "It's Bedtime" • "Welcome to My Parents' House" • "The Mystic Crystal"
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