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I Just Want To (Dance) is the twelfth track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, NSFW. Its music video was released on October 22nd, 2009.


I am the toughest fucking ninja that you've ever seen

I killed a king and changed the course of European history

But that's all in the past

I am changing fast

I'm switching up my stance

Cause I just wanna

I just wanna dance!

Look at me, I'm dancing!

Son of a bitch, I'm dancing!

Watch me go! Watch me go!

I've banged a thousand hotter girls than the hottest girl you've ever seen

I'll ninja-thrust and take you to orgasmic places you have never been

But I don't want romance

Or any dalliance

So button up your pants

Cause I just wanna

I just wanna dance!

Gotta believe I'm dancing!

Jesus the Christ, I'm dancing!

Now believe in God!

Music video credits


Danny Sexbang - Dan Avidan

Ninja Brian - Brian Wecht

Ninja - Mookie Thompson

Danny's lovers - Kristen Acimovic, Regina DeCicco, Shamikah Christina Martinez, Jennifer, Nieves, Claire Jane Wolterman (Candy Girls)


Director - Jim Turner

Producers - Ninja Sex Party, Jim Turner

Production assistants - Mark Peterson, Morgan Goldin, Flynn Hundhausen

Stage design - Michael Lee Nirenberg


  • Despite being the twelfth track on its album, the music video for the song is the first in the Ninja Sex Party chronology.
  • In the music video:
    • Ninja Brian briefly shows his full face for the first time.
    • Ninja Brian also speaks for the first (and so far, only) time, singing with Danny.
    • Danny is shown killing six people: a training ninja, a king, three men in photographs, and another he punched off-screen.
    • Ninja Brian has no victims.
    • The Dannequin first appears, though not for its usual purpose of being killed in Danny's place.
    • The dances performed by Danny are: the Lawnmower, Paint the Fence, Feed the Chickens, Slow Leap, Karate Explosion, Happy Tree, Wall Jump, Sad Tree, the Uncarved Block, Soggy Muffins, Ninja Flip, Casual Friday, Super Spin-Flip Round-Off, Savage Badger, and Bishop from Aliens.
      • Dance moves in bold are also performed by the Dannequin.