Buongiorno! That's "hello" in Spanish. My name is Danny Sexbang, and I'd like to welcome you to Ninja Sex Party's sixth album, Cool Patrol. Can you believe it's been six albums already? Why, it seems like only yesterday that I single-handedly started this two-person band all by myself. And definitely not with Ninja Brian. Whoever that is. And now we have four original, and two cover albums, to our name. With all this stuff under our belt, it seems that we've really come far. Indeed, we've come farther and faster than anyone could have expected us to come. Shooting our luscious jams all over your body year after year after year. And no matter how hard you try to wipe those last remaining notes off your perky- You know what? I need to be alone for a minute. So please enjoy...Cool Patrol. Oh God!