Intro (The) is the first track on Ninja Sex Party's eighth album, The Prophecy.
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Well met, young adventurer. Congratulations for listening to Ninja Sex Party's eighth album, The Prophecy. The ancient scrolls foretold of the day when a very attractive and extremely talented lover would record the greatest album of all time, with a much, much, much older gentleman in a mask. And that day has finally arrived. As always, we wanted to say thank you for being such great fans, and for allowing us to pursue our musical dreams. It's been more than ten years since we started writing these songs about dinosaurs, dicks, dick dinosaurs, and of course, dinosaur dicks. We hope to keep doing this for a long time to come because we love doing it, and we love the shit out of you. Normally, here's where we'd say something like, "We hope you enjoy the album," or, "Ninja Brian has penis disease," but today we don't have to. We know with absolute complete certainty that you're gonna love this one because that's what's been foreseen by...the prophecy!