Once every hundred thousand years, the most epic party in the universe will be thrown by Ninja Sex Party, as it was foretold in the scrolls. So take that pudding, pour it onto your chest and let it melt down to your genitals. It's go time.
Oh shit! Congrats, your ass just got invited
To the party of your life, are you motherfucking excited?
It's a Ninja Sex Party party so you know it's the shit
I hope you like fun cause we're havin' it
Let's get this fucking party started!
Oh god! It's all going down!
Fuck yeah! Your life was bullshit until right now!
Woo-hoo! Go ahead and let your pants hit the floor!
Your destiny awaits behind that door! Here we go!
You...playing...Dungeons and Dragons or...? Cough
All right! This party's off to a bit of a slow start
But soon it's gonna melt your brain and bitchslap your heart
Check out this leaf-collecting album that I made back in autumn
Don't get me started on balloons. You want 'em? We fuckin' got 'em!
And when the music starts to drop, the vibe's gonna change
We've got the country-themed bar mitzvah band Shalom on the Range
The hot girls are showing up, I am so sorry you waited
But now they're finally inflated
So we can get this fucking party started!
Dear god! The night is on fire!
This shit would make a Hobbit say "To hell with the Shire!"
Hooray! Are you worthy? That's a definite maybe!
It's like amazing and awesome fucked and had a party baby!
I- I said dance, everybody. Why is that guy naked? Alright, this party sucks. Ninja Brian, explode this building with your mind.