NSP Theme Song is the second track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, NSFW. Its music video was released on February 1st, 2012.


Running really fast, jumping super high

Flipping over shit, making stuff explode

Flipping over more shit

Fighting lots of guys, writing kick-ass jams

Doing other things, giving you the sauce

That's what we do cause

We are Ninja Sex Party

Shooting music all over your body

I'm Danny Sexbang, check out my kung fu

I'm getting sexy (unh!)

I'm getting sexy for you

And Ninja Brian is fast and deadly

Stabbing dudes and then writing tasty medleys

Are you seduced yet? No need to answer

Tonight we're gonna rock you even though you didn't ask us to!

Slapping unicorns, going into space

Breaking out of jail, trying on some bras

Don't worry - they're man-bras

Clapping way too long, listening to ham

Blowing up the sun, wearing tiny hats

And now you know that

We are Ninja Sex Party

Musically seducing all the hotties

Brian's a Ninja, Danny's a hot Jew

And we are best friends (yeah!)

And we are best friends, it's true

Don't try to stop us, we're on a mission

Every girl must now make The Decision

Which to have sex with? No need to answer

I know it's Danny Sexbang, he's the handsomer of the two!

...And Ninja Brian's fat

Oh, hey, Ninja Brian, I'm sorry. Uh, that came out wrong, I didn't- I didn't mean to call you fat. I meant stupid. And ugly. And fat. (Fat!)

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