Ninja Brian Goes to Soccer Practice is the sixth track on Ninja Sex Party's sixth album, Cool Patrol.


Okay, Ninja Brian. Have fun at soccer practice. I'll pick you up at eight. Now remember, the goal is to have fun, not to stab anyone.

Oh God, I've been stabbed!

Brian, no!

Okay, Brian, that's a yellow card for- Guh!

Hey, you can't- Ah!

Why does he have grenades?!

Wow, you stayed out there for twelve seconds. That's a new record for you. Looks like someone's finally learning about a little thing called sportsmanship. Aaaahhhh!

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