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Revision as of 22:42, 27 August 2018
No Reason Boner is the seventh track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, NSFW. Its music video was released on February 12th, 2010.
Lyrics
Alright, Ninja Brian. This is a big party we're going to tonight. There'll be lots of beautiful woman there who will be expecting excellent love to be made to them. Are you ready? Good. Now I forgot to shave this morning, so I just need you to help me out. Ah! Thank you very much. Alright, now we- Ninja Brian! Come on, quit joking around. This is se- ah! Alright, let's go. Oh! Oh! Can't- can't go yet. I can't go yet. Well I'll tell you why not.
This song is about a problem that I have... frequently
There are three, three, three kinds of erections
Some are sexual, some occur during periods of nervous tension
But there's a mysterious third kind that no one really understands
It happens when your schlong decides to take matters into its own hands
No reason boner
No reason boner
It baffles scientists
No reason boner
This morning I was having breakfast at the Midtown diner
The bagel was delicious and the coleslaw couldn't be finer
I got a weird look from the waitress when I asked her for the cheque
I looked down and realised I was one hundred percent erect
No reason boner
No reason boner
I like coleslaw but not that much
No reason boner
"Hi, welcome to the post office!"
"Thanks! I just need to mail this package!"
"No problem. Just place it on the scale."
"Sure thing! Oh! Oh god! I- I can't right now."
"Why not?"
"I- I have to go. I have a, uh... doctor's appointment at the dentist's."
Now things are a little awkward between my mailman and I
That was not my best lie, I was just covering up for my
No reason boner
No reason boner
That was the wrong kind of package to mail
No reason boner
"Hi, welcome to the zoo!"
"Great! I love the zoo! Look at all those monkeys!"
"Actually, those technically aren't monkeys. They're macaques."
"Wow! Macaque's really hairy! ...Uh... So what time does the zoo close?"
"About eight o'clock."
"Great! That gives me a chance to- Oh god! Aw, not- not now. Not in front of the children. Why have you forsaken me, lord?"
This is no laughing matter, this is not some kind of game
I can tuck away my johnson, but I can never tuck away the shame
It can happen anytime, it can happen anywhere
When the Loch Ness Monster decides it wants to randomly come up for air
No reason boner
Oh!
No reason boner
You're ruining my life
No reason boner
No reason boner
No reason boner
Why...?
Boner.
Music video credits
Cast
Zach Hagen - Unknown role
Jo-Ann Harold - Unknown role
Janelle Hawkes - Unknown role
Dan Hodapp - Friend
Julie Katz - Friend
Kellie McCants - Unknown role
Friend - Mookie Thompson
Ashley Wilson - Unknown role
Brian Wecht - Zookeeper
Production
Director - Jim Turner
Producers - Ninja Sex Party, Jim Turner
Production assistants - Mark Peterson, Morgan Goldin, Ashley Wilson
Drummer - Charlie Shaw
Trivia
- In the music video:
- The opening scene with Danny and Ninja Brian getting ready is added.
- Brian plays a character other than Ninja Brian for the first time: Dan's Mailman and the Zookeeper.
- Danny has no victims.
- Ninja Brian has no victims.
- The Dannequin appears when Danny is run over by the Zookeeper.