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"Orgy for One" is the third track on Ninja Sex Party's sixth album, Cool Patrol. Its music video was released on March 6th, 2018. The song features a guitar solo and guest appearance from Panic! At The Disco's ex-touring guitarist Kenneth (Kenny) Harris.


Lyrics[]

Ninja Brian, I invited a large number of girls over here for an orgy tonight, but I have to say the responses thus far haven't been exactly what I hoped for.

Stacey had a headache, Jenny was in jail
Brenda had to work late, Kate was getting Jenny's bail
Angela got scurvy, Ashley caught a cold
Sally's dad exploded, that's what I was told
Michelle had to play checkers, Anne was baking pies
Wendy's dad exploded too, that might have been a lie
Pam had frisbee lessons, Stella had ballet
Now I'm by myself, but I can have fun anyway

So dim (dim) the lights (the lights)
Remove (remove) my tights, yeah

Nobody showed, but I'm gonna have some fun
Let's get this party started, it's an orgy for one
It's me and my hand, and it's hotter than the sun
So break out the tissues, it's an orgy for one
I'm working out my issues in an orgy for one

Margaret's cat was nauseous, Jean was way too shy
Steve was not invited because he was a guy
Claire was parasailing, Brook said she was in space
But it doesn't matter 'cuz I'm rounding second base

All through (through) the night (the night)
My grasp (my grasp) is tight

Beating so hard you'd think I was a drum
And I don't even care, it's an orgy for one
I'm here all alone and I'm tugging on my plums
It's not just masturbation, it's an orgy for one
It's a fucking celebration, it's an orgy for one
Orgy for one (orgy for one)
Orgy for one

Six- (six-) -tynine (-tynine)
Without (without) the nine (the nine)
Now pour (pour) the wine (the wine)
I'm mine (I'm mine), all mine

I'm batting a thousand and nailing everyone
Thank you, everybody at this orgy for one
These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt
You know I'm going for it, it's an orgy for one
My junk is getting sore and it's an orgy for one
You know that I'll be scoring at the orgy for one
Orgy for one (orgy for one)
Orgy for one

Music Video Credits[]

Cast[]

Production[]

  • Directed by Sean Barrett
  • Produced by Scott Shiffman
  • 1st AD/PA: Dan Brown
  • Production Design: Traci Hays
  • DP: Gordon Yould
  • 1st AC: Ryan Sax
  • 1st AC: Brooks Burgoon
  • 2nd AC/DIT: Brooks Ludwick
  • Techno Jib OP: Justin Umphenour
  • Techno Jib Tech: Andrew Azouz
  • Gaffer: Danny Williams
  • Gaffer: Randy Newman
  • Key Grip: Nick Lundstrom
  • Key Grip: Marlow Nunez
  • Hair: Becca Weber
  • Makeup: Kat Bardot
  • PA: David Browne
  • PA: Leah Yould
  • PA: Keaton Shiffman
  • "Manager": Brent Lilley

External Links[]

Watch "Orgy for One - NSP" on YouTube

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Studio Albums Original Albums NSFWStrawberries and CreamAttitude CityCool PatrolThe Prophecy
Cover Albums Under the CoversUnder the Covers, Vol. IIUnder the Covers, Vol. III
Singles "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "Party of Three" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Peppermint Creams" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Road Trip" • "Cool Patrol" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Orgy for One" • "Wondering Tonight"
Music Videos "I Just Want To (Dance)" • "The Decision" • "No Reason Boner" • "The Sacred Chalice" • "If We Were Gay" • "Sex Training" • "Objects of Desire" • "You Can Do Us!" • "Manticore" • "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "NSP Theme Song" • "Three Minutes of Ecstasy" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "The Ultimate Sandwich" • "Let's Get This Terrible Party Started" • "Best Friends Forever!" • "Party of Three" • "Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Peppermint Creams" • "The Last Unicorn" • "Everybody Shut Up" • "Road Trip" • "Cookies!" • "Take On Me" • "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" • "Samurai Abstinence Patrol" • "6969" • "Cool Patrol" • "Wish You Were Here" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Pour Some Sugar on Me" • "Rocket Man" • "Heat of the Moment" • "Orgy for One" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Heart Boner" • "First Date" • "Africa" • "Release the Kraken" • "In Your Eyes" • "Courtship of the Mermaid" • "Mansion Party" • "We Built This City" • "Down Under" • "The Decision Part 2: Ten Years Later" • "I Don't Know What We're Talking About" • "Thunder & Lightning" • "Wondering Tonight" • "It's Bedtime" • "Welcome to My Parents' House" • "The Mystic Crystal"
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