Changes: Orgy for One

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Orgy for One is the third track on Ninja Sex Party's sixth album, Cool Patrol. Its music video was released on March 6th, 2018. The song features a guitar solo and guest appearance from Panic! At The Disco's ex-touring guitarist Kenneth (Kenny) Harris.

Lyrics

Ninja Brian, I invited a large number of girls over here for an orgy tonight, but I have to say the responses thus far haven't been exactly what I hoped for.

Stacey had a headache, Jenny was in jail

Brenda had to work late, Kate was getting Jenny's bail

Angela got scurvy, Ashley caught a cold

Sally's dad exploded, that's what I was told

Michelle had to play checkers, Anne was baking pies

Wendy's dad exploded too, that might have been a lie

Pam had frisbee lessons, Stella had ballet

Now I'm by myself, but I can have fun anyway

So dim (dim) the lights (the lights)

Remove (remove) my tights, yeah

Nobody showed, but I'm gonna have some fun

Let's get this party started, it's an orgy for one

It's me and my hand, and it's hotter than the sun

So break out the tissues, it's an orgy for one

I'm working out my issues in an orgy for one

Margaret's cat was nauseous, Jean was way too shy

Steve was not invited because he was a guy

Claire was parasailing, Brook said she was in space

But it doesn't matter 'cuz I'm rounding second base

All through (through) the night (the night)

My grasp (my grasp) is tight

Beating so hard you'd think I was a drum

And I don't even care, it's an orgy for one

I'm here all alone and I'm tugging on my plums

It's not just masturbation, it's an orgy for one

It's a fucking celebration, it's an orgy for one

Orgy for one (orgy for one)

Orgy for one

Six- (six-) -tynine (-tynine)

Without (without) the nine (the nine)

Now pour (pour) the wine (the wine)

I'm mine (I'm mine), all mine

I'm batting a thousand and nailing everyone

Thank you, everybody at this orgy for one

These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt

You know I'm going for it, it's an orgy for one

My junk is getting sore and it's an orgy for one

You know that I'll be scoring at the orgy for one

Orgy for one (orgy for one)

Orgy for one

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+{{TrackInfobox|title1 = Orgy for One|image1 = Orgy for One Main.png|length = 3:29 (music video)
-'''Orgy for One''' is a track on [[Ninja Sex Party]]'s upcoming sixth album, [[Cool Patrol (album)|Cool Patrol]]. The song and music video was released on March 6th 2018. The song features a guitar solo from Panic! At The Disco's touring guitarist Kenneth (Kenny) Harris.
+:23 (on album)|album = ''[[Cool Patrol (album)|Cool Patrol]]''|release_date = March 6th, 2018 (music video)
+August 17th, 2018 (on album)}}
+'''Orgy for One''' is the third track on [[Ninja Sex Party]]'s sixth album, ''[[Cool Patrol (album)|Cool Patrol]]''. Its music video was released on March 6th, 2018. The song features a guitar solo and guest appearance from [http://panicatthedisco.wikia.com/wiki/Panic!_At_The_Disco_Wiki Panic! At The Disco]'s ex-touring guitarist [http://panicatthedisco.wikia.com/wiki/Kenneth_Harris Kenneth (Kenny) Harris].
+==Lyrics==
+Ninja Brian, I invited a large number of girls over here for an orgy tonight, but I have to say the responses thus far haven't been exactly what I hoped for.
+Stacey had a headache, Jenny was in jail
+Brenda had to work late, Kate was getting Jenny's bail
+Angela got scurvy, Ashley caught a cold
+Sally's dad exploded, that's what I was told
+Michelle had to play checkers, Anne was baking pies
+Wendy's dad exploded too, that might have been a lie
+Pam had frisbee lessons, Stella had ballet
+Now I'm by myself, but I can have fun anyway
+So dim (dim) the lights (the lights)
+Remove (remove) my tights, yeah
+Nobody showed, but I'm gonna have some fun
+Let's get this party started, it's an orgy for one
+It's me and my hand, and it's hotter than the sun
+So break out the tissues, it's an orgy for one
+I'm working out my issues in an orgy for one
+Margaret's cat was nauseous, Jean was way too shy
+Steve was not invited because he was a guy
+Claire was parasailing, Brook said she was in space
+But it doesn't matter 'cuz I'm rounding second base
+All through (through) the night (the night)
+My grasp (my grasp) is tight
+Beating so hard you'd think I was a drum
+And I don't even care, it's an orgy for one
+I'm here all alone and I'm tugging on my plums
+It's not just masturbation, it's an orgy for one
+It's a fucking celebration, it's an orgy for one
+Orgy for one (orgy for one)
+Orgy for one
+Six- (six-) -tynine (-tynine)
+Without (without) the nine (the nine)
+Now pour (pour) the wine (the wine)
+I'm mine (I'm mine), all mine
+I'm batting a thousand and nailing everyone
+Thank you, everybody at this orgy for one
+These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt
+You know I'm going for it, it's an orgy for one
+My junk is getting sore and it's an orgy for one
+You know that I'll be scoring at the orgy for one
+Orgy for one (orgy for one)
+Orgy for one
 [[Category:Cool Patrol (album)]]
+[[Category:Ninja Sex Party originals]]