Orgy for One is the third track on Ninja Sex Party's sixth album, Cool Patrol. The music video was released on March 6th 2018. The song features a guitar solo and guest appearance from Panic! At The Disco's ex-touring guitarist Kenneth (Kenny) Harris.
Lyrics
Ninja Brian, I invited a large number of girls over here for an orgy tonight, but I have to say the responses thus far haven't been exactly what I hoped for.
Stacey had a headache, Jenny was in jail
Brenda had to work late, Kate was getting Jenny's bail
Angela got scurvy, Ashley caught a cold
Sally's dad exploded, that's what I was told
Michelle had to play checkers, Anne was baking pies
Wendy's dad exploded too, that might have been a lie
Pam had frisbee lessons, Stella had ballet
Now I'm by myself, but I can have fun anyway
So dim (dim) the lights (the lights)
Remove (remove) my tights, yeah
Nobody showed, but I'm gonna have some fun
Let's get this party started, it's an orgy for one
It's me and my hand, and it's hotter than the sun
So break out the tissues, it's an orgy for one
I'm working out my issues in an orgy for one
Margaret's cat was nauseous, Jean was way too shy
Steve was not invited because he was a guy
Claire was parasailing, Brook said she was in space
But it doesn't matter 'cuz I'm rounding second base
All through (through) the night (the night)
My grasp (my grasp) is tight
Beating so hard you'd think I was a drum
And I don't even care, it's an orgy for one
I'm here all alone and I'm tugging on my plums
It's not just masturbation, it's an orgy for one
It's a fucking celebration, it's an orgy for one
Orgy for one (orgy for one)
Orgy for one
Six- (six-) -tynine (-tynine)
Without (without) the nine (the nine)
Now pour (pour) the wine (the wine)
I'm mine (I'm mine), all mine
I'm batting a thousand and nailing everyone
Thank you, everybody at this orgy for one
These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt
You know I'm going for it, it's an orgy for one
My junk is getting sore and it's an orgy for one
You know that I'll be scoring at the orgy for one
Orgy for one (orgy for one)
Orgy for one