Party of Three is the seventh track on Ninja Sex Party's third album, Attitude City. Its music video was released on October 22nd, 2013.


Girl, I'm gonna take you on a date tonight

So put on your sexy dress and meet me

In my chambers by the firelight

This night is gonna be the best of your life

Oh yeah! The mood is right

You look more beautiful than poetry can describe

By the way, do you mind if Ninja Brian joins us?

He's promised not to kill anyo- Oh, never mind

It's a party of three

It's just you and me and a psychotic ninja, every girl's dream

Don't make sudden movements

Good evening, would you like an appetiser? Dah, gah!

Haha. Oh, Brian!

Do you see what I mean?

Nothing's more romantic than a murder in the second degree

You'll be convinced

Though I'm sensing you're not totally on board with this

Was it the murder thing? Yeah, I thought it might be.

Now it's after dinner and we're out at the club

I'm grinding up against you and I'm starting to chub (Egh!)

Oh, you know, girl, we're makin' it work

While Brian goes completely fucking apeshit berserk

There were three hundred people at this club

Brian killed two ninety seven, so that leaves us with a

Party of three

If human life were a keyboard, he'd be gluing down control, alt, delete!

Don't make direct eye contact

Yo, I'm the DJ! Who wants to dance? Ugh!

Okay, Brian, we get it.

Girl, you're looking at me

Like you're feeling sick, I'll take you home and give you vitamin P

That stands for "Penis"

Nothing will come between us

Brian, lay down a tasty bridge

Damn, girl. We had such a great night

It's a shame more bystanders couldn't have survived

We're going back to my place where we're gonna make love

At the moment of completion I'll release a flock of doves

Let me lay the foundation of the state of our relations

There's gonna be temptation then sensations of vibration

Followed by the cremation of your sexual frustration

Ending in the culmination of elation consummation

There's just one thing I think I forgot to mention

Ninja Brian's gonna be there giving us his full attention

Cause nothing could be hotter than our sensual embrace

With a ninja staring at us three inches from your face

Woo! It's a party of three

Welcome to my kingdom of Slamalot, you are the new queen

Please take your throne

Together we'll rule this majestic kingdom alone

Oh, hey, Brian.

I think we all can agree

It's time for me to plough your fields and sow the seeds of a new family tree

We're young and free

Come on, baby, it's just you and me...and Ninja Brian.


  • During live performances, the rap section is replaced with an instrumental break.
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