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"Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma" is the eleventh track on Ninja Sex Party's second album, Strawberries and Cream. Its music video was released on January 24th, 2014, and was animated by Six Point Harness.


Oh, hey. Did I ever tell you about the time that Ninja Brian and I saved the world from super monsters? Yeah, that's a thing that happened. So please, pay attention. I'm talking to you, Doug. Jesus.

It's the middle of the day, but darkness falls on the city
It's the shadow of a giant cybernetic death kitty
And on the other side of town, something rages down the path
If you had a lisp you'd know it's kicking theriouth ath

Mortal enemies since the early days of yore
We're just collateral damage in their giant-ass war
They rumble, battle, tussle, and then do a cocky strut
They both know they're kicking Earth right in its planetary nuts

Not a single human being can survive in their vicinity
It's kind of like Godzilla squares but also times infinity
Me and Ninja Brian were just chillin' at our place
When we got a frantic call from the President of Space

Saying "You're the only hope to save billions of lives!"
I said "I'm making baked potatoes and I'm about to add the chives.
We could be there in an hour if we really, really tried."
But we didn't, so they ate France. Sorry if you died.

Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma
Giants from the sky with no sense of homour
Everyone's in danger from their massive-ass brawl
One shat on Minneapolis, the other St. Paul

Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma
I am pretty sure that they pissed on Cuba
I will be lucky if I live to see dawn
They killed a million people and they just stepped on my lawn

Fuck! I just had that resodded. That's gonna be like 25 least. Dammit!

A couple hours later NSP hit the scene
We knew we could have been there sooner but we stopped for ice cream
"Where have you been?" screamed the President. "We're all under attack!"
"I had a craving for pistachio, get off my fuckin' back."

Brian busted out a keyboard and I grabbed my blue bass
Some guy said "What are you doing?" so we punched him in the face
Superpuma was a girl, Rhinoceratops a dude
We knew that all we had to do was get them in the booty mood

We rocked so hard it put the monsters in a trance
And they leapt upon each other in a frenzy of romance
I was immediately sorry that they weren't wearing pants
Now I can't forget the sight of Superpuma getting lanced

When the sex was over they took off into the skies
All the world screamed "NSP! You are super awesome guys!"
So we finished off the night with an amazing rock show
Then Brian stabbed a random guy while I got laid twice in a row

Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma
Life on Earth survived but it was kind of screwed up
Finally we're safe, stupid Doug shouts "Hooray!"
Doug, you suck! That's a story for another day

Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma
I think there's a lesson here that needs reviewal
Choose sex over murder even if you're from the stars
Or you might just kill a planet and also scratch my car

Son of a bitch! Aw! I'm gonna have to lightly buff that out. Also, that's definitely space rhino jizz on my porch.

Music Video Credits[]



  • "Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma" is Ninja Sex Party's first entirely animated music video.

External Links[]

Watch Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma on YouTube

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Studio Albums Original Albums NSFWStrawberries and CreamAttitude CityCool PatrolThe Prophecy
Cover Albums Under the CoversUnder the Covers, Vol. IIUnder the Covers, Vol. III
Singles "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "Party of Three" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Peppermint Creams" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Road Trip" • "Cool Patrol" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Orgy for One" • "Wondering Tonight"
Music Videos "I Just Want To (Dance)" • "The Decision" • "No Reason Boner" • "The Sacred Chalice" • "If We Were Gay" • "Sex Training" • "Objects of Desire" • "You Can Do Us!" • "Manticore" • "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "NSP Theme Song" • "Three Minutes of Ecstasy" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "The Ultimate Sandwich" • "Let's Get This Terrible Party Started" • "Best Friends Forever!" • "Party of Three" • "Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Peppermint Creams" • "The Last Unicorn" • "Everybody Shut Up" • "Road Trip" • "Cookies!" • "Take On Me" • "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" • "Samurai Abstinence Patrol" • "6969" • "Cool Patrol" • "Wish You Were Here" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Pour Some Sugar on Me" • "Rocket Man" • "Heat of the Moment" • "Orgy for One" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Heart Boner" • "First Date" • "Africa" • "Release the Kraken" • "In Your Eyes" • "Courtship of the Mermaid" • "Mansion Party" • "We Built This City" • "Down Under" • "The Decision Part 2: Ten Years Later" • "I Don't Know What We're Talking About" • "Thunder & Lightning" • "Wondering Tonight" • "It's Bedtime" • "Welcome to My Parents' House" • "The Mystic Crystal"