Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma is the eleventh track on Ninja Sex Party's second album, Strawberries and Cream. Its music video was released on January 24th, 2014, and was animated by Six Point Harness.


Oh, hey. Did I ever tell you about the time that Ninja Brian and I saved the world from super monsters? Yeah, that's a thing that happened. So please, pay attention. I'm talking to you, Doug. Jesus.

It's the middle of the day, but darkness falls on the city

It's the shadow of a giant cybernetic death kitty

And on the other side of town, something rages down the path

If you had a lisp you'd know it's kicking theriouth ath

Mortal enemies since the early days of yore

We're just collateral damage in their giant-ass war

They rumble, battle, tussle, and then do a cocky strut

They both know they're kicking Earth right in its planetary nuts

Not a single human being can survive in their vicinity

It's kind of like Godzilla squares but also times infinity

Me and Ninja Brian were just chillin' at our place

When we got a frantic call from the President of Space

Saying "You're the only hope to save billions of lives!"

I said "I'm making baked potatoes and I'm about to add the chives.

We could be there in an hour if we really, really tried."

But we didn't, so they ate France. Sorry if you died.

Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma

Giants from the sky with no sense of homour

Everyone's in danger from their massive-ass brawl

One shat on Minneapolis, the other St. Paul

Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma

I am pretty sure that they pissed on Cuba

I will be lucky if I live to see dawn

They killed a million people and they just stepped on my lawn

Fuck! I just had that resodded. That's gonna be like 25 least. Dammit!

A couple hours later NSP hit the scene

We knew we could have been there sooner but we stopped for ice cream

"Where have you been?" screamed the President. "We're all under attack!"

"I had a craving for pistachio, get off my fuckin' back."

Brian busted out a keyboard and I grabbed my blue bass

Some guy said "What are you doing?" so we punched him in the face

Superpuma was a girl, Rhinoceratops a dude

We knew that all we had to do was get them in the booty mood

We rocked so hard it put the monsters in a trance

And they leapt upon each other in a frenzy of romance

I was immediately sorry that they weren't wearing pants

Now I can't forget the sight of Superpuma getting lanced

When the sex was over they took off into the skies

All the world screamed "NSP! You are super awesome guys!"

So we finished off the night with an amazing rock show

Then Brian stabbed a random guy while I got laid twice in a row

Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma

Life on Earth survived but it was kind of screwed up

Finally we're safe, stupid Doug shouts "Hooray!"

Doug, you suck! That's a story for another day

Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma

I think there's a lesson here that needs reviewal

Choose sex over murder even if you're from the stars

Or you might just kill a planet and also scratch my car

Son of a bitch! Aw! I'm gonna have to lightly buff that out. Also, that's definitely space rhino jizz on my porch.

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