Sex Training is the ninth track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, NSFW. Its music video was released on January 25th, 2011.


"Hey! Ninja Sex Party's offering free sex training."

"Oh, my girlfriends tried it, they said it's totally worth doing."

"Really? Maybe I should, uh..."

So you wanna be a great lover

Ninja Sex Party will help you train

So much knowledge to discover

We'll shoot a hot load of wisdom all over your brain

Let's go! It's time for sex training

Put on your weightlifting gloves and a thong

You've been chosen by angels

You're the master of your destiny and your schlong

Lesson one!

You need to sharpen your senses

So get in the closet and contemplate boobs

We'll wait out here with your girlfriend

Unrelated question: where do you keep all your lube?

Rock on! Now stay in that closet

You rule! And also we locked you inside

There is no reason to doubt us

This is what happens when science and romance collide

Lesson two!

Now you should buy us all nachos

But not for yourself. You're training, no food

And get an energy drink for your girlfriend

She needs to rehydrate although we've been giving her fluids

Oh yeah! You don't have to pay us

We're just happy that we could help

You can come back in an hour

Fondle my balls! Sorry, I was talking to someone else

You're now a total dick master

All hail the lord of vaginas and time

Go forth and satisfy millions

Oh, by the way, we'll have sex with your girl at the chime



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