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"Sex Training" is the ninth track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, NSFW. Its music video was released on January 25th, 2011.


Lyrics[]

So you wanna be a great lover
Ninja Sex Party will help you train
So much knowledge to discover
We'll shoot a hot load of wisdom all over your brain

Let's go! It's time for sex training
Put on your weightlifting gloves and a thong
You've been chosen by angels
You're the master of your destiny and your schlong

Lesson one!
You need to sharpen your senses
So get in the closet and contemplate boobs
We'll wait out here with your girlfriend
Unrelated question: where do you keep all your lube?

Rock on! Now stay in that closet
You rule! And also we locked you inside
There is no reason to doubt us
This is what happens when science and romance collide

Lesson two!
Now you should buy us all nachos
But not for yourself. You're training, no food
And get an energy drink for your girlfriend
She needs to rehydrate although we've been giving her fluids

Oh yeah! You don't have to pay us
We're just happy that we could help
You can come back in an hour
Fondle my balls! Sorry, I was talking to someone else

You're now a total dick master
All hail the lord of vaginas and time
Go forth and satisfy millions
Oh, by the way, we'll have sex with your girl at the chime
(Ding)
Yay!

Music Video Credits[]

Cast[]

Production[]

  • Director - Jim Turner
  • Director of Photography - Jim Turner
  • Editor - Jim Turner

External Links[]

Watch Sex Training on YouTube

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Studio Albums Original Albums NSFWStrawberries and CreamAttitude CityCool PatrolThe Prophecy
Cover Albums Under the CoversUnder the Covers, Vol. IIUnder the Covers, Vol. III
Singles "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "Party of Three" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Peppermint Creams" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Road Trip" • "Cool Patrol" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Orgy for One" • "Wondering Tonight"
Music Videos "I Just Want To (Dance)" • "The Decision" • "No Reason Boner" • "The Sacred Chalice" • "If We Were Gay" • "Sex Training" • "Objects of Desire" • "You Can Do Us!" • "Manticore" • "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "NSP Theme Song" • "Three Minutes of Ecstasy" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "The Ultimate Sandwich" • "Let's Get This Terrible Party Started" • "Best Friends Forever!" • "Party of Three" • "Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Peppermint Creams" • "The Last Unicorn" • "Everybody Shut Up" • "Road Trip" • "Cookies!" • "Take On Me" • "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" • "Samurai Abstinence Patrol" • "6969" • "Cool Patrol" • "Wish You Were Here" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Pour Some Sugar on Me" • "Rocket Man" • "Heat of the Moment" • "Orgy for One" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Heart Boner" • "First Date" • "Africa" • "Release the Kraken" • "In Your Eyes" • "Courtship of the Mermaid" • "Mansion Party" • "We Built This City" • "Down Under" • "The Decision Part 2: Ten Years Later" • "I Don't Know What We're Talking About" • "Thunder & Lightning" • "Wondering Tonight" • "It's Bedtime" • "Welcome to My Parents' House" • "The Mystic Crystal"
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