Shredded Metal is the tenth track on Ninja Sex Party's second album, Strawberries and Cream.


So for the past three and a half years, Ninja Brian and I have been working on the most intense metal song of all time. It's finally ready, so prepare your body for this shit. Go, Ninja Brian!

Ninja Brian plays goofy music

That's- That's not it. No, that's not-

The music stops

Oh, you took some liberties? That- That's not metal. Play it right, please.

Ninja Brian plays the same goofy tune in a different pitch

That's the same- That's the same so- It's just-

The music stops

It's just the underwater effect on the same song. Come on, man.

Ninja Brian plays the tune in yet another pitch

Brian, I know you love bloopy reggae jams. Now is not the time.

The music stops

Could you please play the actual metal song that we worked on for three and a half years?

Ninja Brian begins playing metal

Yes! Whah!

Back when Satan ruled the la-

Ninja Brian begins playing the goofy tune again


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