The Decision is the third track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, NSFW. Its music video was released on December 14th, 2009.


You're probably thinking to yourself:

"Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!"

We know, but thank you anyway

You're having trouble deciding

Which one of us to have sex with

That's natural but nice of you say

Well maybe I can help you out

Clear up all of your confusing doubts

Do you want sex with a ninja or sex with a guy like me?

The choice should be so obvious (Dan)

And although he is mysterious (Brian)

Don't you want a man who's tall, whose name is Dan

And is Jewish?

One other thing...

Everyone in the band has an STD except for me

By the process of elimination, you can make determinations on who just that might be!

It's Brian! Brian has an STD-

...I'm sorry.

Music video creditsEdit


Dan Avidan - Danny Sexbang

Brian Wecht - Ninja Brian

Julie Katz - Woman

Mookie Thompson - Ninja


Director - Jim Turner

Producers - Ninja Sex Party, Jim Turner

Production assistants - Mark Peterson, Flynn Hundhausen


  • In the music video:
    • Danny wears his signature costume for the first time.
    • Danny's dog, Princess Tinkles, makes its first appearance.
    • The Dannequin is killed in Danny's place for the first time.
    • Danny kills one person: the ninja.
    • Ninja Brian has no living victims.
    • The Savage Badger, a dance move in the previous music video for I Just Want To (Dance), is shown to be Danny's signature move.
    • No Reason Boners are foreshadowed and shown to be Danny's weakness.
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