The Decision Part 2: Ten Years Later is a song by Ninja Sex Party. It is a standalone song not yet released on any album.



You're probably thinking to yourself

"It's been ten years so where and how is Ninja Sex Party now?"

Well we're still freaking awesome and we're back at your house

Once we came to see who you wanted to sleep with, Brian or me

Now's your second chance, congrats in advance

We're all grown up and ready for romance

Now maybe we can help you out

Cuz Brian and I are still single somehow

We've been on tour, now we're so fucking mature (Brian...)

The sexual arousening you richly deserve is what we can bring

But before we begin, let me tell you where we've been

We've had so many adventures

I made meaningful love to furniture

We've been on road trips round the world

I had almost sex with like a hundred girls

FYI, you're why I cry

There were unicorn wizards and samurai

Dick, dick, balls, heed my boner's calls

Some were from the heart, some had no reason at all

Now here we are at your door

After laser-filled fights with dinosaurs

Got my dragon lance, but I still just want to dance

Went to 6969

Learned that I was cool as fuck, just on the inside

In a party of three, we're the nut lords of your dreams

Wow. In the ten years since we last saw each other we've grown so much. As people, as musicians...and also as people. Oh, and since you're probably wondering, here's a short list I compiled of everybody in the world who does not have a crippling STD. Number 1: Ninja Brian. Oh, sorry, wrong list!

Brian's got an STD

Brian's got an STD (yeah yeah yeah)


Brian's got an STD (whoa yeah)

And I don't get it, he probably shouldn't

He's never even had real sex with a woman

And when we kiss, Brian will be pissed

He'll have to die alone with his micropeni-

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