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Thunder & Lightning is the eleventh track on Ninja Sex Party's eighth album, The Prophecy. Its music video was released on October 2nd, 2020 and was animated by Apartment D.


Lyrics[]

When I was just a young man
I was wandering in the rain
Got stuck by lightning in the junk
Fell to the ground in pain

But when I woke the next morning
I witnessed something odd
My nuts were supercharged
With glowing power from the gods

They were Thunder & Lightning!
Globes of massive strength and size
Thunder & Lightning!
Power spheres from beyond the skies
Orbs of might made from radiant light
Thunder & Lightning!

I now had a new calling
I was destined to fight crime
No man could escape the justice
My meaty clackers could provide

So I bought them a little unitard
And found them a tiny cape
Then ran to the city's toughest gang
And screamed "There's no escape

From the wrath of Thunder & Lightning!"
Jewels that fell from an angel's crown
Thunder & Lightning!
Rounded junk that'll take you down
Stones of war, tiny hammers of Thor
Thunder & Lightning!

One with the power to electrify
One with the power to smash
First you hear that rumble, baby
And then you see the flash

My loins are filled like darkened clouds
Evil has no chance
All shall tremble before the storm
That gathers in my pants

Turns out being struck by lightning
Doesn't give you any powers
They caved my head in with a pipe
And beat me for several hours

But as I lay there half-conscious
With my nuts exposed to air
I looked up to the blackened sky
And said an ancient prayer

Lord, if you're there, please infuse my nuts with the power of a thousand suns. Holy shit, you're real?!

Let there be Thunder & Lightning!
Acorns shot from the Tree of Life
Thunder & Lightning!
High voltage nugs lighting up the night
Mighty balls gifted from Odin's halls
Thunder & Lightning!

Suck 'em!

Music Video Credits[]

Production[]

  • Animated by Sean Malony
  • Directed by Sean Malony
  • Producer: Maximilian Lopez
  • Director of Photography: Warren Sheetz
  • Puppet Lead: Haanz Mulligan Sakuga
  • Animator: Kianu Morales
  • Animator/Fabricator: Christine Brennan
  • Fabricator: Ilssa Simsek
  • 2D Animator/Illustrator: Robyn Stanford
  • 3D Background Artist: Yuya Takeda
  • Post Production: Brenna Coleman
  • Creative Consultant: Cami Kwan

Music Credits[]


Personnel[]

  • Vocals: Dan Avidan
  • Keys & Synths: Brian Wecht
  • Synths & Keys: Doctor Sung
  • Bass: Commander Meouch
  • Guitar: Lord Phobos
  • Additional Guitars: Jim Roach
  • Drums: Nate VanDerPol
  • Background Vocals: Jack VanDerPol

Production[]

  • Written by: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach
  • Produced & Engineered by: Jim Roach
  • Assistant Engineering and Editing by: Jerik Centeno
  • Recorded at Sunset Sound Recordings and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA
  • Mixed by: Jay Ruston
  • Mastered by: Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
  • Manager: Brent Lilley

External Links[]

Watch "Thunder & Lightning - NSP" on YouTube

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