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Welcome to My Parents' House is the sixth track on Ninja Sex Party's eighth album, The Prophecy. Its music video was released on November 23rd, 2020, and was animated by Shoocharu.


Hey there, baby
We made out on the dance floor
You pressed your body
Up against me all night long
I know what's on your mind
Our souls are entwined
In a passionate embrace
The look in your eyes
Says, "Take me tonight"
Well, I've got just the place
A place where we can be alone
Unless my mom and dad are home

Welcome to my parents' house (Welcome to my parents' house)
My mom left out some snackies
I bet you're feeling horny now (I bet you're feeling horny now)
So why don't we get nasty, nasty, nasty? Yeah!

Hush now, baby
You seem like a keeper
But your high heels are so loud
My dad is a light sleeper (Uhn!)
I got my very own room
And tons of free food
What's your favorite juice?
We've got mango and apple
And guava and apple
So many fucking fruits
My mom buys pizza rolls for me
Can you believe this shit is free?

Welcome to my parents' house (Welcome to my parents' house)
A king must have his castle
That's my grandma's basset hound (That's my grandma's basset hound)
He's such a sassy rascal, aren't you, Marvin?

Parents' house
Parents' house

We're gonna bring the funk tonight
I'm getting the top bunk tonight
Drop and thump that junk tonight
Like a 360 dumk tonight
Mom's cake is chocolate chunk tonight
This party's getting crunk tonight
We're sparking up that skunk tonight
'Cause I'm your disco hunk tonight

Uh, mom! S-sorry, sorry. Every-everything's fine.
You need to go to bed.
Okay, goodnight.

Welcome to my parents' house
Let's use our inside voices (Shh!)
Sometimes my mom just hangs around
To make sure I make good choices
Hit it!

Welcome to my parents' house (Welcome to my parents' house) (Welcome to my parents' house)
Parents' house (Welcome to my parents' house) (Welcome to my parents' house)
Parent's house
Dad... I'm supposed to have the downstairs to myself tonight. Get out of here, I said I'm on a date!
You always do this when I have company over
And you ate all the ham in the fridge and you said you wouldn't! Yes, it's a girl! Whatever!
Parents' house
Parents' house
Parents' house
Parents' house

Music Video Credits[]


  • Animated by Simon Macko
  • Directed by Simon Macko

Music Credits[]



  • Written by: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach
  • Produced and Engineered by: Jim Roach
  • Assistant Engineering and Editing by: Jerik Centeno
  • Recorded at Sunset Sound and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA
  • Mixed by: Thom Flowers
  • Mastered by: Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
  • Manager: Brent Lilley

External Links[]

Watch "Welcome To My Parents' House - NSP" YouTube

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Studio Albums Original Albums NSFWStrawberries and CreamAttitude CityCool PatrolThe ProphecyLevel Up
Cover Albums Under the CoversUnder the Covers, Vol. IIUnder the Covers, Vol. III
Singles "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "Party of Three" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Peppermint Creams" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Road Trip" • "Cool Patrol" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Orgy for One" • "Wondering Tonight"
Music Videos "I Just Want To (Dance)" • "The Decision" • "No Reason Boner" • "The Sacred Chalice" • "If We Were Gay" • "Sex Training" • "Objects of Desire" • "You Can Do Us!" • "Manticore" • "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "NSP Theme Song" • "Three Minutes of Ecstasy" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "The Ultimate Sandwich" • "Let's Get This Terrible Party Started" • "Best Friends Forever!" • "Party of Three" • "Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Peppermint Creams" • "The Last Unicorn" • "Everybody Shut Up" • "Road Trip" • "Cookies!" • "Take On Me" • "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" • "Samurai Abstinence Patrol" • "6969" • "Cool Patrol" • "Wish You Were Here" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Pour Some Sugar on Me" • "Rocket Man" • "Heat of the Moment" • "Orgy for One" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Heart Boner" • "First Date" • "Africa" • "Release the Kraken" • "In Your Eyes" • "Courtship of the Mermaid" • "Mansion Party" • "We Built This City" • "Down Under" • "The Decision Part 2: Ten Years Later" • "I Don't Know What We're Talking About" • "Thunder & Lightning" • "Wondering Tonight" • "It's Bedtime" • "Welcome to My Parents' House" • "The Mystic Crystal"