Why I Cry is the fourth track on Ninja Sex Party's third album, Attitude City. Its music video was released on August 8th, 2014.


Lady, I

Have been told that you only date nice guys

Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth

Your ass just hit pay dirt

I'm the most sensitive man on God's green earth

Here's a rose bouquet

I also baked you some fresh crème brûlée

Now mount this stallion and we shall ride

While also flying kites

And make love inside a rainbow through the night

Then after sex I'll cry! Cry!

And also before sex I'll cry! Cry!

Girl, you know how I feel about you. It's like you're a fossil sample and I'm an impatient palaeontologist, cause I wanna date you badly.

Watch a film with me

I love boring romantic comedies

Hop in my carriage, this is like your dream

Any movie we see

Can be a drive-in movie if we build up enough speed

Now it's almost on

I can communicate with newborn fawns

Now they'll perform an ancient forest dance

That will melt off your pants

Take my junk by the hand, this is romance!

And during sex I'll cry!

Thinking about sex makes me cry!

Even when I use a sextant I cry!

They measure angles! Cry!

Sorry, was that too sensitive for you? Don't worry about me. I'll be fine. I'll just be over here thinking about a duckling riding on the back of a puppy. Also, the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat, slightly tilted.

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