Have been told that you only date nice guys
Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth
Your ass just hit pay dirt
I'm the most sensitive man on God's green earth
Here's a rose bouquet
I also baked you some fresh crème brûlée
Now mount this stallion and we shall ride
While also flying kites
And make love inside a rainbow through the night
Then after sex I'll cry! Cry!
And also before sex I'll cry! Cry!
Girl, you know how I feel about you. It's like you're a fossil sample and I'm an impatient palaeontologist, cause I wanna date you badly.
Watch a film with me
I love boring romantic comedies
Hop in my carriage, this is like your dream
Any movie we see
Can be a drive-in movie if we build up enough speed
Now it's almost on
I can communicate with newborn fawns
Now they'll perform an ancient forest dance
That will melt off your pants
Take my junk by the hand, this is romance!
And during sex I'll cry!
Thinking about sex makes me cry!
Even when I use a sextant I cry!
They measure angles! Cry!
Sorry, was that too sensitive for you? Don't worry about me. I'll be fine. I'll just be over here thinking about a duckling riding on the back of a puppy. Also, the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat, slightly tilted.