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"Why I Cry" is the fourth track on Ninja Sex Party's third album, Attitude City. Its music video was released on August 8th, 2014.


Lady, I
Have been told that you only date nice guys
Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth
Your ass just hit pay dirt
I'm the most sensitive man on God's green earth

Here's a rose bouquet
I also baked you some fresh crème brûlée
Now mount this stallion and we shall ride
While also flying kites
And make love inside a rainbow through the night

Then after sex I'll cry! Cry!
And also before sex I'll cry! Cry!

Girl, you know how I feel about you. It's like you're a fossil sample and I'm an impatient palaeontologist, cause I wanna date you badly.

Watch a film with me
I love boring romantic comedies
Hop in my carriage, this is like your dream
Any movie we see
Can be a drive-in movie if we build up enough speed

Now it's almost on
I can communicate with newborn fawns
Now they'll perform an ancient forest dance
That will melt off your pants
Take my junk by the hand, this is romance!

And during sex I'll cry!
Thinking about sex makes me cry!
Even when I use a sextant I cry!
They measure angles! Cry!

Sorry, was that too sensitive for you? Don't worry about me. I'll be fine. I'll just be over here thinking about a duckling riding on the back of a puppy. Also, the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat, slightly tilted.

Music Video Credits[]



  • Written by Ninja Sex Party
  • Directed by Aaron Umetani
  • Assistant Directed by Austin Herring
  • Associate Produced by Jason Serrato
  • Propmaster - Suzy Berhow
  • Production Assistant - Jospeh Adams

External Links[]

Watch Why I Cry on YouTube

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Studio Albums Original Albums NSFWStrawberries and CreamAttitude CityCool PatrolThe Prophecy
Cover Albums Under the CoversUnder the Covers, Vol. IIUnder the Covers, Vol. III
Singles "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "Party of Three" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Peppermint Creams" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Road Trip" • "Cool Patrol" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Orgy for One" • "Wondering Tonight"
Music Videos "I Just Want To (Dance)" • "The Decision" • "No Reason Boner" • "The Sacred Chalice" • "If We Were Gay" • "Sex Training" • "Objects of Desire" • "You Can Do Us!" • "Manticore" • "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "NSP Theme Song" • "Three Minutes of Ecstasy" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "The Ultimate Sandwich" • "Let's Get This Terrible Party Started" • "Best Friends Forever!" • "Party of Three" • "Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Peppermint Creams" • "The Last Unicorn" • "Everybody Shut Up" • "Road Trip" • "Cookies!" • "Take On Me" • "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" • "Samurai Abstinence Patrol" • "6969" • "Cool Patrol" • "Wish You Were Here" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Pour Some Sugar on Me" • "Rocket Man" • "Heat of the Moment" • "Orgy for One" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Heart Boner" • "First Date" • "Africa" • "Release the Kraken" • "In Your Eyes" • "Courtship of the Mermaid" • "Mansion Party" • "We Built This City" • "Down Under" • "The Decision Part 2: Ten Years Later" • "I Don't Know What We're Talking About" • "Thunder & Lightning" • "Wondering Tonight" • "It's Bedtime" • "Welcome to My Parents' House" • "The Mystic Crystal"