Ninja Sex Wiki

"You Can Do Us!" is the eleventh track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, NSFW. Its music video was released on May 4th, 2011.


I'm very glad you could join us today
At the annual Women's Appreciation Buffet
Where you'll get inspired to reach all your goals
You're gonna fight all your foo like a thousand Dave Grohls

There is just one simple key
To unleashing the goddess that we all know you can be
Just follow your heart and always believe
That one day you'll get ploughed by Ninja Brian and me

When your dreams are slipping through your fingers
You need to get double teamed by ninjas
You're a smokin' hot chick, so grab life by the dick
You can do us! You can do us!

Take control of your life, now be your own boss
The world is your oyster, I've got the cocktail sauce (jizz!)
Get ready to cream in the jeans of your dreams
You can do us! You can do us!

Here's some of the sensual sounds you may hear during our motivational program: Ah! Heh! Ah! Huh! Huh, huh, huh! Oh! Oy, ah! Heh! I'm sorry.

It's time to go for the gold, there should be no doubt
Except for you, Roger, would you please leave now?
Now, girls, form a line in order of height
Goddammit, Roger, what did I just say?

Now I'll put on my blindfold and my sex hat
Maybe you are starting to suspect that
I'm already hard, now reach for the stars
You can do us! You can do us!

Let's go!

Music Video Credits[]



  • Writers - Ninja Sex Party
  • Producers - Ninja Sex Party
  • Director - Jim Turner
  • Assistant Director - Mark Peterson
  • Gaffer - Rich Samalot

External Links[]

Watch You Can Do Us! on YouTube

Danny SexbangNinja Brian
Dan AvidanBrian Wecht
Studio Albums Original Albums NSFWStrawberries and CreamAttitude CityCool PatrolThe ProphecyLevel Up
Cover Albums Under the CoversUnder the Covers, Vol. IIUnder the Covers, Vol. III
Singles "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "Party of Three" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Peppermint Creams" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Road Trip" • "Cool Patrol" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Orgy for One" • "Wondering Tonight"
Music Videos "I Just Want To (Dance)" • "The Decision" • "No Reason Boner" • "The Sacred Chalice" • "If We Were Gay" • "Sex Training" • "Objects of Desire" • "You Can Do Us!" • "Manticore" • "Dinosaur Laser Fight" • "FYI I Wanna F Your A" • "NSP Theme Song" • "Three Minutes of Ecstasy" • "Next to You" • "Unicorn Wizard" • "The Ultimate Sandwich" • "Let's Get This Terrible Party Started" • "Best Friends Forever!" • "Party of Three" • "Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma" • "Dragon Slayer" • "Attitude City" • "Why I Cry" • "Peppermint Creams" • "The Last Unicorn" • "Everybody Shut Up" • "Road Trip" • "Cookies!" • "Take On Me" • "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" • "Samurai Abstinence Patrol" • "6969" • "Cool Patrol" • "Wish You Were Here" • "Eating Food in the Shower" • "Pour Some Sugar on Me" • "Rocket Man" • "Heat of the Moment" • "Orgy for One" • "Danny Don't You Know" • "Heart Boner" • "First Date" • "Africa" • "Release the Kraken" • "In Your Eyes" • "Courtship of the Mermaid" • "Mansion Party" • "We Built This City" • "Down Under" • "The Decision Part 2: Ten Years Later" • "I Don't Know What We're Talking About" • "Thunder & Lightning" • "Wondering Tonight" • "It's Bedtime" • "Welcome to My Parents' House" • "The Mystic Crystal"