"You Can Do Us!" is the eleventh track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, NSFW. Its music video was released on May 4th, 2011.
Lyrics[]
I'm very glad you could join us today
At the annual Women's Appreciation Buffet
Where you'll get inspired to reach all your goals
You're gonna fight all your foo like a thousand Dave Grohls
There is just one simple key
To unleashing the goddess that we all know you can be
Just follow your heart and always believe
That one day you'll get ploughed by Ninja Brian and me
When your dreams are slipping through your fingers
You need to get double teamed by ninjas
You're a smokin' hot chick, so grab life by the dick
You can do us! You can do us!
Take control of your life, now be your own boss
The world is your oyster, I've got the cocktail sauce (jizz!)
Get ready to cream in the jeans of your dreams
You can do us! You can do us!
Here's some of the sensual sounds you may hear during our motivational program: Ah! Heh! Ah! Huh! Huh, huh, huh! Oh! Oy, ah! Heh! I'm sorry.
It's time to go for the gold, there should be no doubt
Except for you, Roger, would you please leave now?
Now, girls, form a line in order of height
Goddammit, Roger, what did I just say?
Now I'll put on my blindfold and my sex hat
Maybe you are starting to suspect that
I'm already hard, now reach for the stars
You can do us! You can do us!
Let's go!
Music Video Credits[]
Cast[]
- Danny Sexbang - Dan Avidan
- Ninja Brian - Brian Wecht
- Untitled Role - Caitlin Brodnick
- Untitled Role - Erin Goodwin
- Untitled Role - Lexi Harrington
- Untitled Role - Dan Hodapp
- Untitled Role - Jessica Hwang
- Untitled Role - Julie Katz
- Untitled Role - Rachel Bitney Wecht
- Untitled Role - Ashley Wilson
Production[]
- Writers - Ninja Sex Party
- Producers - Ninja Sex Party
- Director - Jim Turner
- Assistant Director - Mark Peterson
- Gaffer - Rich Samalot
External Links[]
Watch You Can Do Us! on YouTube